Current mood:

nervous

Never Again!
SAEKI YOU STUPID BASTARD! I'm never doing anything you say again! NEVER!!

Wahhh!! It was so scary! Falling like that out of an airplane. I thought I was going to die! GYAAAA!!

Something went wrong when we jumped. They said there'd only be a freefall for a few seconds but mine went on for so long! It had to be 3 minutes at least! Maybe even five! I thought I was going to die.

So never again am I going to listen to that stupid...stupid...COW! THAT'S RIGHT! COW! I don't know why a cow but I heard someone else call you that! SO YOU'RE A COW!

But everything was really, really great and fun after that! There was a really awesome cake and dinner and so many cute guys! KYAAAAHH!



But so many of them had boyfriends. Boyfriends. How can so many of them be gay? Wahhh!!

I'll never be able to find a boyfriend. EVER! I'll be stuck with someone like monkey-boy or fish-face and how could I ever face kaasan!


And also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAEKI!! Kyaaa!!!