Curse that Captain Crotch! And unforeseen growth spurts!
This is the fifth suit I've gone through in as many months! How is one supposed to uphold her image and strike fear into her enemies hearts if her clothes are constantly changing? How will they know that it is I, Mistress of Misery, that spreads heterosexuality in their gay world?
And double curses to Captain Crotch and his team of weaklings! They have spoiled one too many of my plans. It seems that it has become necessary for me to find a sidekick. Poopsie is simply not able to handle the might of Helen of Troy.
I shall find a sidekick; one worthy of kissing my leather and feeling the heel of my stiletto fuck-me boots; I shall find him only partly desirable and he shall be called...Brothel Boy!
Now, to see what Sakuno has in mind for my newest outfit.
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seigakuspirit) wrote,
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