Tomoka Osakada

[Crack Week] Of all the...

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 23:48:29 GMT

I'm feeling so frustrated! I've tried everything I can possibly think of and thought of everything to be thought of! Nothing works! I am surrounded by idiots!

It's at times like these I wish I were an oridinary girl with someone to love and hold her and eat chocolate ice cream with when feeling down. Maybe give me cute presents every once in a while.

I think I'm going to go cuddle with my pillow.

Sanada was always a fool anyway! Serves that pig right to know who he's messing with. How can he expect me to live with him once I've discovered he's tried to bring about my downfall?

And now I'm left with my slaves. Minions. Incompetent at that. The only one I can trust and rely on is Sakuno; my seamstress! I bet if I asked her to fight she'd do so with only needles and thread! And win!

*sighs* If only every one of my minions could be like that.

I have one last plan to strike Captain Crotch with! One that will strike directly and cripple him and his team!

Now, to begin my mighty plan...for tomorrow. It will have to start tomorrow. I have work to do tonight!

To Eiji

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 23:35:41 GMT

♥ Dear Playmate ♥

You have been choosen to undergo a revolutionary process.
One that will change your life and way of thinking.
Tonight is the night!
All shall be made right and you will bow before female boots once and for all!
Do not fear, for I shall take you under my wing.

♥ Mistress Of Misery

To Dabide

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 23:35:21 GMT

To Renji

Sat, 08 Oct 2005 23:34:34 GMT

[Crack Week] To Shinji:

Wed, 05 Oct 2005 22:52:20 GMT

How sweet~~~~

Wed, 05 Oct 2005 03:11:43 GMT

I'm feeling very...relaxed right now.

Sakuno made some very nice clothes for me. They fit perfectly and bring out my best features. Sakuno always says that's my small waist and breasts but I don't believe her. What an odd thing to say...

Sanada also stopped by for a short time so I'm feeling very appreciated right now. He had to leave to take care of band stuff.

Don't worry, baby. I don't feel neglected at all.

[Tonight. It will be tonight! I have found Brothel Boy and my newest target and nothing shall intefere with my plans.

Sanada is already getting old and boring and his tricks are the same. I need fresh conquests.

But my greatest conquest of all shall be Captain Crotch and his team of gays! MWAHAHAHAHA! I can already taste victory thick and sweet and straight on my tongue!

Now *coughs* To speak to Sakuno about her measuring techniques. I'm not sure why so much touching and prodding was necessary this time.]

[Crack Week] Foils foiled!

Tue, 04 Oct 2005 03:59:30 GMT

Curse that Captain Crotch! And unforeseen growth spurts!

This is the fifth suit I've gone through in as many months! How is one supposed to uphold her image and strike fear into her enemies hearts if her clothes are constantly changing? How will they know that it is I, Mistress of Misery, that spreads heterosexuality in their gay world?

And double curses to Captain Crotch and his team of weaklings! They have spoiled one too many of my plans. It seems that it has become necessary for me to find a sidekick. Poopsie is simply not able to handle the might of Helen of Troy.

I shall find a sidekick; one worthy of kissing my leather and feeling the heel of my stiletto fuck-me boots; I shall find him only partly desirable and he shall be called...Brothel Boy!

Now, to see what Sakuno has in mind for my newest outfit.

Sanada-baby. Your angel wants to play >D

Never Again!

Sun, 02 Oct 2005 02:06:20 GMT

SAEKI YOU STUPID BASTARD! I'm never doing anything you say again! NEVER!!

Wahhh!! It was so scary! Falling like that out of an airplane. I thought I was going to die! GYAAAA!!

Something went wrong when we jumped. They said there'd only be a freefall for a few seconds but mine went on for so long! It had to be 3 minutes at least! Maybe even five! I thought I was going to die.

So never again am I going to listen to that stupid...stupid...COW! THAT'S RIGHT! COW! I don't know why a cow but I heard someone else call you that! SO YOU'RE A COW!

But everything was really, really great and fun after that! There was a really awesome cake and dinner and so many cute guys! KYAAAAHH!

But so many of them had boyfriends. Boyfriends. How can so many of them be gay? Wahhh!!

I'll never be able to find a boyfriend. EVER! I'll be stuck with someone like monkey-boy or fish-face and how could I ever face kaasan!

And also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAEKI!! Kyaaa!!!

GAHHHH!!!

Thu, 29 Sep 2005 16:57:35 GMT

SCHOOL SUCKS!

I forgot my homework assignments!!

NOOOO!!!!

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 02:39:23 GMT

WAHHHH!!! How did I miss Seigaku's first matches?! UWAHHHH!!!! How HORRIBLE!!

I'm the worst cheerleader ever and Ryoma-sama had to play without any support and I missed a match!!

But I did make to the Hyotei match and KYAAA!!! Seigaku's so awesome!!! We won we won we won! YAY! Our senpai are the best ever!!

I should make a cake for Seigaku as well as Rokkaku! I wonder what kind it should be...

Thu, 15 Sep 2005 03:48:45 GMT

School SUCKS! They gave me homework so I would catch-up or something stupid like that.

AH! Now Kaasan is making me spend the rest of vacation studying! How un-fun is THAT?!

Not my hair again!

Sat, 10 Sep 2005 03:17:45 GMT

GYAAAA!!! I can't believe it!

I had to cut my hair again. WAHHHH! I was babysitting the twins again and they got something in my hair and kaasan made me get it cut again. She said it wasn't worth the time to get it out but...my HAIR!!!!

uwahhhhhhh.....

I forgot!!!

Tue, 06 Sep 2005 01:30:13 GMT

I completely forgot about this! Uwah!!!!

But the school thing has been all figured out and I'll be back in Seigaku in fall. Maybe I'll even be placed in Ryoma-sama's class. KYAAAA!!!

I...uhhh...haven't heard from Sakuno yet. Does anyone know what happened to her? She's never home and not returning my calls and umm...I'm worried.

No School!

Wed, 24 Aug 2005 03:41:59 GMT

WAH! I have all this work to do now that I'm back at Seigaku! Kaasan and I have been visiting and talking to people every day all day long and it's so tiring.

They say there's some problems with my transferring back in but I don't get it. And now they say that I might not get back in until next year! WAHHHH!!! I'm so worried. What if I have to go to another school? What will I do?! Where will I go? WHO WILL RUN RYOMA-SAMA'S FANCLUB!?!

Oh! But the party last weekend was...umm...fun. I got to see Saeki again! Kyaa! And Ryoma-sama! Ryoma-sama was there but I didn't get to talk with him much. I think I've been slacking on my duties as Ryoma-sama's fanclub's president and will have to put forth a better effort this next season! More signs! More cheers! More members! And that means more advertising! WITH MORE SIGNS!

I wonder if Sakuno can help me. She always has really nice ideas for pictures of Ryoma!

It was Tousan's fault!

Sun, 14 Aug 2005 02:44:47 GMT

We had to go up to Hokkaido before school started because of some family stuff tousan had to take care of. I think it's all done now. I hope it is because I don't want to go back there again! Wah! It was so cold and I didn't get to see the sakura until May! It didn't feel right at all!

And I missed Sakuno and Ryoma-sama soooo much! And I didn't even get to tell anyone what was going on! I don't even know what was going on!

But I'm back in Tokyo now and so happy! Tousan got Chichi and Maiko back (I had to rename Kaka for some reason wah!) and they're so big now!

Ahhh...I have to go now. Tousan says I got an invitation to some party tonight!